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[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ Did you want to bother Delriza, the Dream Traveler, for some reason? Because she's totally just hanging out in her weird space maze, probably. ]

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Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[fuhrinkaed]

Th-this is not a subject I can be concise about!!

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

If I cannot understand you, I cannot help you, and we will have no choice but to talk about your misconduct instead.

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[fuhrinkaed]

...Um... I might... need...

Condoms.

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ ???????????? ]

I appear to have misheard you.

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[fuhrinkaed]

N-no.

No you probably didn't.

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ BLEATS INTERNALLY ]

So you did, in fact, without a doubt, just tell me that you, Edward Vetoed Finklestein are in need of condoms.

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[fuhrinkaed]

DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[fuhrinkaed]

B-but yes. It might. Be a thing I need. So.

1/???

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ what do I even do in this situation ]

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ maybe I should give him the talk, but what if he already had it

I'm not like, really even his parent anyway that'd be weird maybe ]

Re: Day 73, afternoonish

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ how on earth are you even possibly getting laid you're a bigger nerd than me ]

DONE

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ ???? maybe if I pinch myself I'll wake up from this dream ]




[ nope that's not working ]

Condoms.

Re: DONE

[fuhrinkaed]

...you don't have to keep emphasizing it like that, you know.

Re: DONE

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

You don't have to do this to seem cool, you know.

Re: DONE

[fuhrinkaed]

I'm um. Seeing someone.

And uh... things got kind of heated the other day.

So um. I thought... just in case...

Please don't let Diamond or Callie find out...

Re: DONE

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ im just

going to

slowly turn around

and take a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath ]

Re: DONE

[fuhrinkaed]

...is that a no..?

I-I'm really sorry for asking... I can... um. Go. Or get lectured now. Wh-whichever..!

Re: DONE

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

[ CRITICAL

BEH ]

Re: DONE

[fuhrinkaed]

W...weeh...

Re: DONE

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

In order to receive your condoms you must give me your two most recent dreams.

Re: DONE

[fuhrinkaed]

Like... just tell you them? I c-can do that.

Re: DONE

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

In as vivid detail as you can, yes.

[ im still not going to turn around I can't look at you ]

Re: DONE

[fuhrinkaed]

Um...

You're doing the emphasis thing... a-are you uncomfortable?

Re: DONE

[chuggachuggasnoozesnooze]

I do not know what emphasis thing you are talking about.

Re: DONE

[fuhrinkaed]

You were talking like this just now..?